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I watched the SNL skits on Saturday and decided Sarah Palin really wasnapos;t funny enough compared to Tina Fey as Sarah Palin. So, I have written my own script. Imagine, now, Sarah Palin as she does a parody of a Tina Fey commercial.

It is early August. Sarah Palin arrives late to a State Governorapos;s convention.

"Sorry," she says as she checks-in. "We got a snow delay at the Alaska airport."

The person checking her in says sheapos;ll have to wait until the first speaker is done before she can enter the convention room.

"Aw shucks," she says as she slinks to a waiting room.

There, in the waiting room, sits John McCain.

"Sarah Palin?" he asks.

"Yes Mr. McCain It is such an honor to meet you Howapos;ve you been? Howapos;s the runninapos; for President goinapos;?"

"Fine, fine. Say, Iapos;ve been meaning to talk with you. Iapos;m thinking about having you be my running mate for this election. What do you say?" he asks Ms. Palin.

"Oh, great I donapos;t even need to think about that. Iapos;m definitely, 100 in and ready"

"Great. Sarah, there is just one thing. I think we should talk with Dick Cheney. You know, to make sure you fully understand the duties of the vice president."

"All right. Letapos;s go."

So, they head over to Dick Cheneyapos;s office.

"John," says one of the Secret Service men. "Go right in. Heapos;s at the desk."

McCain heads in, but Palin is stopped.

"Iapos;m sorry, maapos;am. Vice President Cheney is only available for certain recognized people."

Palin looks stunned for a moment and says, "But Iapos;m with John. He invited me."

"Iapos;m sorry maapos;am."

She silently puts her hands together, looks up and prays, "Oh Father, if this is meant to be, give me a sign."

She looks once again at the Secret Service agent, "But, Iapos;m Sarah Palin, Alaskaapos;s 11th governor."

A soft light shines down on her as she says this.

"Well, why didnapos;t you say so? Enter, right now. Mr. Cheney will be pleased to see you."

A voice says as Palin enters the room, "Life is full of ups and downs. For everything, there is God."

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